green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

lamster

an erroneous way of spelling hamster. hamster: biting, pooing, running ball of fur that is good for only cat food.

That stupid lamster took a sh*t all over his cage again.

by >:D October 31, 2003

lamster

lamster that short girl with big boobs

wow your boobs r like lamster`s

by dont work about it =] April 14, 2004

Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013

see you later alligator shoes

crocs. That’s it. They’re crocs.

shia LaBeouf could star in these see you later alligator shoes

by urparentsarehot August 19, 2021

Two Days Later

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

by Jacob, who's asking...asshole. April 7, 2010

lacternis

a disgusting creature you get when a unicorn and a lizard have sex.

The lacternis is a fat medium sized screwed up lizard.

by afukenduck August 16, 2019