Looser

Loser with two O.

When they CHOOSE to be a loser.

When someone makes uneducated comments to start a disagreement on purpose

What a looser, using lies to defend his nonsense.

by Nottourmom1000 January 18, 2021

Looser

a loser that doesn't know how to spell loser

If you don't know how to spell loser, you are a looser.

by ahhhhhh420 September 19, 2021

Super Loopy Kite Factory

The best factory.....ever. A Travis will have one, but denies it.

Hannah: Travis, when did you get a Super Loopy Kite Factory!??!
Travis: Uuuuh... What?

by Elizabeth T. Parke June 10, 2010

Like loosing my virginity to an Irishman

Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".

Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.

Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.

by reggieocallaghan April 18, 2015

iPhone Taxi Looser

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.

Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...

by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010

getting my shoulders loose

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.

One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh

by keepitloose September 18, 2012

loopy

A young male with exceptionaly large genitales, especially the penis. Often refered to as "Donkey Dick" Loopy generally drinks bourban and cola and finds the more he drinks the seadier he becomes. Table tennis and billiards are his sporting events of choice.

child:"wow mummy is that donkey over there"

Mother: "Good God! Cover your eyes son! Its loopy!"

by joycey69 May 5, 2007