John Shadow

A rapper who is amazing at rapping and gets alot of bitches.

Person A: Whats up John Shadow
John Shadow:Im amazing at rapping and get a lot of bitches

by Shadieforlife2005 March 10, 2021

Mhar John

The name Mhar John was a leader man, it was natural in him to be the leader of all things rational and stance in all things he would act to make an assembly smooth. Mhar John was born to be the ruler of all things, that is to rule

You are a great mhar john.

by Ma Yuehan June 8, 2021

John Connor

A fictional character of the popular movie series Terminator and the tv series The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In the series John Connor, a teenager, will someday lead the humans in the war against the machines. Therefore robots are constantly sent through time to destroy him, and any hope humanity has of survival. He is the future of man kind. He has been played by Ed Furlong (T2), Nick Stahl (T3), & Thomas Dekker (TSCC). He is absent in T1 due to the fact that he wasn't born yet. In short supposedly the leader of the free humanity movement.

John Connor is one of the hottest fictional characters ever!

by Kat288 July 5, 2008

John cena

And his name is john cena!!!

John Cena!!! Boww wow wow wooooow boww wow wow wooooow

by UrbanJustMeansMlg September 7, 2016

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005

Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.

Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.

by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009

John Mcafee

A guy who didnt kill himself.

"hey did you know john mcafee didnt kill himself"

by Jxhdhehdjdj July 7, 2021