Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016

jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jason Ellis

Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.

"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"

by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

Jason Bourne

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.

Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."

by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010

Jason demink

A boatswains mate who really wanted a Navy Achievement Medal

All Jason Demink ever wanted from the Navy was a NAM.

by Boatswain plane mechanic December 18, 2017

jason genao

A sexy person who is amazing at acting. Is on the best show ever On My Block now streaming on Netflix. He’s 20 and he’s really good at acting he did a really good job on the last episode of on my block which is now streaming on Netflix. So you should check out because if you haven’t seen it your missing something

Jason Genao did a good job acting for on my block

by Mybbyjason May 18, 2018