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The Jared Allen 

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."
The Jared Allen by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011
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dirty jarrett 

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.
Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.
dirty jarrett by Propanegain June 8, 2020
Jareth, is one of the best people you can ever talk to. He’s such a caring person who’s always willing to listen to you about virtually anything. It can be about something as simple as your day, or something as complex, and difficult like your inner demons. He’s always willing to do anything for you at a moments notice, but within reason. He’s a very intelligent man, and won’t be dumb enough to get himself into serious trouble. Don’t worry though, he still knows how to have fun.

He’s a tough man as well, mentally and physically. He can pull through just about anything, and isn’t afraid of getting into a bit of a squabble, if the situation calls for it. Especially, if it’s for a woman.

When it comes to women, he knows exactly what to do (if you know what I mean). He’s damn good in bed, especially with his amazing little friend, or should I say “big friend”. He’s also such a great boyfriend due to his ability to understand and, forgive his partner about anything, and everything.

To many people though, sadly, he’s nothing, but a white buffalo, rare, fierce, and hard to find, and even when you finally do find him, he’s untouchable. So if he picks you, it means you are one special lady, and that you should not let this opportunity pass you up, because if you say no or wait to long, he’ll move on towards the rising sun without a care in the world, like all buffalo do.

God I miss him
Girl 1: “Did you hear that Claire, is dating ,Jareth?

Girl 2: “Yeah, I’m honestly so jealous of of her. He’s such a dreamy guy.
Jareth by arrrrg kelly July 5, 2019

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.
Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.
Jarsitation by Jay March 22, 2005
A girl that I miss a ton and hope to see her later in life. She is a tough,smart,caring girl but can be a bitch if she has to. She is an amazing girlfriend to have unless you are a player, then she will be your WORST nightmare. She loves a little bit of drama, but when she gets involved she handles it aggressively at first and slowly starts to not care. She hates Thots with all her heart and will never be one 💖
Camila:omg jarelis is so pretty
Machi:yeah but she a total bitch
Camila:no your the total bitch to her and that’s why she hates you
Jarelis: come on Camila leave this man hoe to be by himself
Jarelis by Peachybabii September 22, 2018
Name of a man, who is most charming and greatest people in the world.
Hot girl: "I met Jarkko, he is so good looking and wonderful guy, I immediately falled in love with Him"
Jarkko by Jockiboy November 28, 2010