The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
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So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
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"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
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