Elijah Wood

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.

"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."

by cake wax December 31, 2013

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sport wood

To get an erection

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!

by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013

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Chloe Wood

A girl

Chloe Wood

by a kid who respects people October 31, 2018

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wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes October 01, 2009

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Wood Knot

The out-tray from whence one makes mud. Your rusty bullethole. The Anus.

I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!

I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!

by silvermancow January 17, 2011

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