Ian

Un chico suave que fuma marihuana del 2008. A veces consigue de mejor calidad (del 2012), sin embargo sigue siendo muy suave. Normalmente tiende a decir muchas cosas sin sentido. Su caligrafía es tan buena como su habilidad para escribir en el celular y usar el corrector ortográfico. Fuerte creyente en los pilares del 5G, de las teorías de conspiración, de los aliens, los unicornios, el polvo de hadas, entre otros.

Ian may be the last resource we shall use in this world. It's effectiveness is cero.

by Mike93cr October 23, 2020

Ian

Subject who smokes only weed from 2008.

Ian: Smoking this is like the time machine, back to 2008.

by Mike93cr October 23, 2020

Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

Ian

A Handsome And Cool Man.
Now Lived In The Best City In The World Where Won't Bw Attack By Zombies.

"Ian, the best man in the world."

by RyzeTafari October 2, 2017

Ian Gill

The act of having a insanely large forehead big enough to have trump sign it as the Wall of Mexico

Ian Gill was signed as the wall of Mexico on Tuesday.

by Professor pneumonoultramicro October 15, 2017

Ian Beckstead

A all around fucking horsey in every which way

Ian Beckstead is a all around big ass horsey

by Hanky the horsey April 27, 2017

ian the alien

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression

Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!

by 43156987iuyjhtgfvdwdr24r5y678u May 8, 2017