Whatever Humps Your Camel 

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.

Whatever Humps Your Camel by Diannese June 1, 2005

Humpy Humpy 

Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.

Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...

Humpy Humpy by iwanttousemyrealname November 3, 2013

Lady Humps

contrary to popular belief that "no one knows what it means", lady humps are anything curvaceous on a female body. Songs that reference these are known to be provocative and get the crowd going.

"I'm not skating to anything that references lady humps. I don't even know what that means!!" Jimmy MacElroy

Lady Humps by 123helloitsme December 19, 2010

humpin

Working on it as fast as I can; quickly

I'm humpin' it now so get off my back!

humpin by carrknowledege February 14, 2005

Humpday Chillin 

The act of raging, goin H.A.M. and or partying on a wednesday with your crew and some fine ass honey dips instead of being at school.

boobie: yo u study for that math test?
cg-balla: nah i completely forgot
boobie: its all good cause we aint going to class today its wednesday, which means humpday chillin!!!
cg-balla: oh tight ill hit up becky, callie and olivia

Humpday Chillin by BoobieM October 4, 2011

Trump Humped 

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.

You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing

Trump Humped by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016

floor humper 

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

floor humper by uwg August 20, 2006