Holy Child

An all-girls "Catholic" 6-12 school situated in Potomac, Md, exactly 14 miles outside of Washington,DC. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, accidents on the beltway, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, HC girls eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Students are both Tiffanified and pear/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- all girl schools are breeding grounds for sluts... HC girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Prep, Zaga, and Heights guys.

HC girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HC girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Visi girl...
HC girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Holly Ball... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HC girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh and can I borrow your Bible, I lost mine or something.

Holy Child by i still got into college from this place December 31, 2004

holy shit 

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

holy shit by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004

holy communion 

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.

Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.

holy communion by Princess Yolanda Katinka III July 30, 2008

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin 

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

holy titty fuck 

1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.

2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.

Horny guy: An average titty fuck is good but nothing can beat a holy titty fuck !

holy titty fuck by zingeraddict October 3, 2011

holy frick 

Used as an alternative to "holy fuck". Typically said to avoid using inappropriate language, mostly with Christians/Mormons

"Holy Frick Jonathan, nice watch!"

holy frick by armsisajew November 28, 2017

Holy Cat 

exclamation used when one is suprised or excited, derived from slang holy cow. Originated by four year old foster child from Los Angeles, CA.

Holy Cat! Did you see how many coins i got on that level?

Holy Cat by betsy p. November 11, 2006