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Head & Shoulders 

When you're showering with a girl and she's giving you a blowjob, you shampoo your hair and rinse the bubbles on to her hair. She then uses those bubbles to wash her hair, all the while still sucking the dick. This is called a Head & Shoulders.
I just got a Head & Shoulders last night. I've never felt so dirty and clean at the same time.
Head & Shoulders by anaslex July 7, 2015
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Head, The 

Slang term for bathroom or restroom.
I'm a roll to the head and take a piss.
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head poker 

to have sex with a pregnant women and to poke the babys head
Hence Head Poker
my son has a dent in his head from my constant deep penetration..

head sheen 

To have a really big head, usually made more obvious by a small body or neck.

Also can be related to Sheen family of actors (Martin, Charlie and Emilio Estevez), who have dense foreheads.
"Man that Joe Buck's got some head sheen."

"Rihanna's hot, but boy does she have some sheen on her head."

"I wanted to borrow Joe's hat, but it was too tight because I've got too much fucking headsheen."
head sheen by Flashbang11 December 24, 2008

head for Splitsville 

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.
head for Splitsville by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

head tilt 

when you tilt your head 45 degrees when u are proposed with a confusing questions
::head tilt:: what happened??
::head tilt:: you didnt hear??

look at mark with that stupid head tilt
head tilt by trayc102 December 29, 2007

head box 

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied
I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!
head box by phil June 22, 2004