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aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.
Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.
by @yourface January 30, 2017
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henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him
Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.
by harshilthecommercial October 8, 2017
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valentina godoi

Valentina Godoi is a nice, kind, caring girl who can cheer up the saddest person on earth. Valentina is sporty and uncontrollably beautiful. Any guy would be lucky to have her and any girl would be lucky to be her friend. She is very reliable and trustworthy. Valentina is known for doing many things from sports to dancing. Valentina Godoi is also super sweet and would care for you forever. She cares about her friends as much as she cares about her self and she would never let them down no matter what.
I wish I was a Valentina Godoi”
by Yogirlraven December 8, 2017
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lexi gordon

she is an amazing girl, with a sexy body that can rock your world. she is the nicest person you would ever meet!
by alexandra ellen January 16, 2018
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Waxey Gordoned

A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.
"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."
by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018
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Ben Gordon

To have a massive camera
by Lovehandlepeepeehead December 7, 2018
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Will Gordon

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.
Get bodied”-Will Gordon
by Qwerhah January 16, 2019
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