Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.
James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.
by Winwesbla May 29, 2023
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 16, 2012
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penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
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greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.
I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.
by Long Drop May 04, 2022
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When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.
My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!
by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021
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Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle
“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”
by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018
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Go go grease

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored
by Skutner May 10, 2009
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