gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Government

Some one's true identity, used as slang. It is the person's true name and real identity.

For example, 50 Cent's Government is Curtis.
Lloyd Bank's Government is Christopher, etc...

In the song "HELP" By Lloyd Banks Ft. Keri Hillson, that term appears.

When someone knows your Government that means you better lay low and let the heat die down a bit before you go on another spree.

by Jonathan D. April 23, 2007

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007

gomer

Originally used to describe human beings that go by the given name Ross, it has been expanded to describe any being in a social circle involving a person named Travis.

Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.

by A Gomer April 19, 2005

gomer

Term used to describe aggy and anyone related to a&m.

look at those poor gomers!

by CorporationX January 26, 2005

Government cheese

Cheese made by the U.S government that is sent to Panchitos

This burger tastes like lexi fold and Government Cheese

by Govcheese November 16, 2019

Governor Livingston

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.

Person 1- Hey, what school did you graduate from?
Person 2- Governor Livingston, why?
Person 1- That makes sense, you have no idea how to function in an environment that’s not bigoted, clique, and gossipy!

by the305ers August 28, 2021