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google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.
I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.
by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017
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google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.
1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.
by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008
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re-google

I googled it once, and later I googled it again. Who needs bookmarks anymore?
I re-Googled and came up with the same links, so they are still the leading hits for my search.
by MotorHead.Dude December 2, 2013
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google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010
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google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu
You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.
by oogoom May 1, 2009
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Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.
I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.
by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015
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