Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009

giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

by Okzoz June 1, 2011

I give 0 fucks

Means that the person that this refers to gives absoultey no fuck about something/anything

I give 0 fucks the cops came

by Bromar July 18, 2011

I'll give it a crack

Australian Slang. Means the person will try their best.

John: "Jim do you think you could assist me with putting together this wardrobe?"
Jim: "I'll give it a crack!"

by Unquenchable February 23, 2017

to give wood

give me wood , prison slang , to give wood is to suck another mans cock and make it erecet.

usually something done to degrade a prisoner , its not gay either , its about power and belittlement .

to give wood , bellittlling , humiliating , suck cock , power,

by locks heath renegade master January 17, 2011

National Give a girl your hoodie day

October 15 is national give a girl your hoodie day. Give a hoodie to your gf or best girl friend it don’t matter just do it. It’s even better if they don’t have to ask for your hoodie because it makes it more meaningful.

(national give a girl your hoodie day rolls around)
guy: gives girl hoodie*
girl: has a blessed day*

by isaellcamachoo October 14, 2019

giving the dog a bone

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004