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Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
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Gas ticket

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021
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Gas leak

Something that is oftentimes used as an explanation of something that cannot be explained, mainly when a fight happens between two gods in an anime.
TV Woman "I'm here at Fuyuki and today is yet another terrible day, for another gas leak happened in an apartment building. Victims number 55 and all are currently in coma"
by when you can't find a handle February 6, 2022
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Gas tongue

When a girl is licking your arsehole with her mouth wide open and you fart in her mouth
I met this Sheila and after 10 mintutes of blowing me she went down on me and I “gas tongued”her!
by Gas bomb April 5, 2022
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Dance Gas

/noun/n:

A series of little, swift, and quite dingy beige ballet farts expelled as the dancer dances on the floor.
Example: During the Bridgerton Ball, the Waldorf salad made Jennifer lay so much ‘dance gas’ with haste as she pliéd about with fervor. Luckily, she wore her leg warmers on and they assisted in absorbing most of the odor.
by Shushu February 3, 2021
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Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.
Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Percival gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"
by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021
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Fag gas

Two gay men fart in straight mans face
Homo#1 last night I fag gased a guy
by Mavrick14 March 8, 2021
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