bridgerton

Basically Gossip Girl based 300 years ago

Wanna hangout and watch Bridgerton?

I’d rather die.

by Bag n save January 16, 2021

bridgerton

netflix series. there’s more to be said but i cba! based on an old book series

lady whistle down is penelope featherington, lol. bridgerton

by veryqueerandinthebuilding January 1, 2021

Bridgerton Sex

Sex, where there's no foreplay or lubrication, and both partners come immediately and intensely.

"Well, we both came fast!" "Yeah, Bridgerton sex!"

by Chez Bru May 20, 2021

Bridgerton

Mi Mi Mid MIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD

Yeah that show bridgerton is mid, but Xo Kitty is gas.

by That Jit May 30, 2023

bridgerton warfare

When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.

My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

bridgerton

A person's morning bowel movement; daily dump

Just give me a few minutes before we leave, I have to have my bridgerton.

by Carl Figleaf April 8, 2025

Bridgertoning

Making a series, movie or documentary about European history, in which historical facts and characters are either twisted or made up to suit a modern politically correct highly sensitive audience. Derived from the American series "Bridgerton". The series is a modern day fantasy about upper class British society in the early 1800's, in which major characters are portrayed by black people. Programs that are bridgertoned are full of historical inaccuracies and mistakes, which are frowned upon by historians, but easily overlooked by viewers who praise the edgy casting and bold storytelling. Essentially blackwashing and cultural appropriation at its finest.

The series sugarcoats and twists European history for the sake of political correctness. Surprisingly, there are no Arab, Asian, Latino, Pakistani or other non-white characters. See also Disneyfication.

"I hear the new Gladiator-movie will take place during the Crusades, and Denzel Washington will play a main character."

"Sounds good, which character?"
"Some European knight."
"... FFS, they're Bridgertoning the whole thing."

by Mohawkmarcje March 1, 2024