Irish slang for someone who is a complete idiot. A person who does something completely foolish and doesn't even realise it.
Yer man is a fuckin' gobshite!
He made a complete gobshite of himself by getting pissed and falling all over the place.
He made a complete gobshite of himself by getting pissed and falling all over the place.
by etain123 July 27, 2006
Get the gobshite mug.An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.
Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
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Get the Gobstoppering mug.Goblin metal is a small subgenre of metal used by a select few of bands, Namely, NEKROGOBLIKON, which is a group who's theme is entirely set around goblins
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"You could play with your magic nose goblins."
"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"
"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"
by Slime Barfer February 11, 2008
Get the magic nose goblins mug.Completely dumbfounded speechlessastounded. From the Irish/Scottish/Northern England word "gob" meaning "mouth".
I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.
I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.
by Tim Grim May 24, 2016
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