French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

french kimchi

keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix

french kimchi

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

French Tugboat

When you give your nuts a generous coating of milk and put them in a female's (or male's) mouth

OR

When a female (or male) gargles milk and a guy puts his nuts in her mouth

Hey Frank, do you like it when Brett gives you the French tugboat?

by Jake n Bake 27 December 29, 2008

rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009

dem franchize boyz

With their lame-ass lyrics and lack of a 2nd grade education, dem franchize boyz are biggest reason to why many white folk are still prejudice towards blacks.

White Guy: Dude, look at those dumbasses. They don't even know how to spell their name correctly. Dem Franchize Boyz suck!

by aru July 2, 2006

french military victories

French military victories.

France conquered most of Europe under Napolean. As well the French won battles in the bloody and brutal battles in the Liri Valley,where one can visit French war cemetaries where thousands of French soldiers fought and died for freedom.
It should also be remembered that the US has never won a major war alone,other than the civil war,the largest alone was the Spanish-American war.

by D Palmer July 11, 2004

French Bakery

a.k.a. rim job- to lick and make out with someones asshole.

She sure liked that French Bakery I gave her.

by BashBro18 October 11, 2004