Falserue

/fɔl-sər-u/

Something false, and you are aware that it is unobtainable, but at the same time; you truly wish that it was true. But it is something that could never become an actuality, so you pretend to believe it.

guy 1: guess what, your dead fish came back to life!
guy 2: wow! epic!

guy 1: this is so falserue
guy 2: right :/

by fawnywcue November 3, 2023

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.

That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷

by Hym Iam January 2, 2024

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

FALSEJACKIE

LARGE E THOT WHO HUMPS STUFFED ANIMALS WITH PRIDE AND JOY

"Is that FalseJackie? Isin't she famous for riding her stuffed animals face??? Weird ass bitch"

by TH3GR1NCH January 10, 2024

Falselore

variation on 'fakelore', detailing new or invented tradition for a community's enjoyment. Often called modern fairytales, falselore, or retrospective tradition.

'Rather than being an ancient tradition, Scottish clan tartans are a form of falselore

by foundword January 25, 2024

Falsestino

Arabes que provienen de Egipto y Jordania y mienten acerca de tener una identidad nacional "palestina".

Gente que miente por vicio, como parte de su cultura y se autovictimiza en redes sociales y medios de comunicación

Esta mañana un falsestino dijo que Tel Aviv era territorio palestino y había más de 3 millones de víctimas solo en Khan Younis.

by TelAvivQueen January 25, 2024

falselore

Synonym of fakelore and urban myths. Mythology and grim tales manufactured by a contemporary audience to be relevant to modern life and fear: folklore which replaces the forest with the corporate hellscape.

Falselore tells stories that draw on today’s horrors and fears.

by Storyteller606 February 8, 2024