Furry Lap Flounder

A derogatory term for the vagina.

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.

by DelMonty August 27, 2008

Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club

Anyone who is very annoying and/or stupid to a great extent. If only slightly annoying, then they are just a regular member.
Wearing of glasses is optional.

Chester Bennington is definitely a Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club.

by jayzee February 26, 2005

fondle

a collective group of boobs; more than just a pair of boobs...

Did you see the fondle of boobs in that bunch? Those lakers girls have quite the fondle.

by vanpirate January 16, 2009

FONDA

Fear Of Not Doing Anything. A feeling you get when you keep open one app after the other without any purpose just to pass time, but you don't get the satisfaction you want because you have a fear of not doing anything.

First usage - November 27, 2017 at the Graduate School of Education & Information Studies in University Of California, Los Angeles.

I am having a FONDA - I need to find some new app for my phone.

by thingamajig34 December 7, 2017

fondle the back wall

when a woman's vagina is so shallow that the tip of your dick touches her vagina wall.

that bitch is hot! i think i'll fondle the back wall tonight!

by Box breaker October 23, 2008

Flunderwear

Flying underwear.

Campers: *throwing their underwear*
Camp Counselor: Hey guys, no flunderwear.
Campers: *giggling*

by SopranoRocker2010 July 1, 2011

flounder

A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.

Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious

by Mike Titus September 15, 2006