bich whet tha feck

When someone says something even more stupid and they got you so much in a trance you don't even realize your saying or spelling the word correctly

"My Goldfish was out of water once and we had sex too"

"Bich whet tha feck"

by Keke234 November 27, 2017

your species feces

the worst insult you can throw at somebody

"your mom gae."
"your daddy lesbian."
"your species feces"

by Cream.Filled.Memes May 22, 2018

feck hole

An Irish vagina or one that is ginger

Oh yeh you dirty little Irish man why dont you pickn up that pint of guiness stick it in my feck hole and feck me al teh way 2 dublin you dirty little fecker.

by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

fecal monster

a monster that like fecal
tpypically a fecal monster would be releated to a smurf

by smeg head October 23, 2003

fecatine pheromone

A stink that secretes out of a select few mammals rectum. It is said to lure the opposite sex into a sort of un-breakable love spell.

After the fecatine pheromone took effect on the woman, her eyes opened wide. She latched onto her new found mate, and never let go.

by anon July 4, 2004

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

fecal stream

When one begins to defecate and nothing is released, but suddenly a huge amount of fecal water rushes through your anus, prodominantly lasting for up to 20 seconds.

Yo man i had to go so bad today, i thought it was gonna be chunks and hurt like hell, but it was just a fecal stream.

by Merk Stahlcini May 14, 2006