Origin of the Empire Iris

The greatest Metal band of all time. The have two awsome singers, and awesome guitarist, an awesome drummer, and an awesome bassist.

Girl 1:I'm gonna buy tickets for the Origin of the Empire Iris show
Girl 2: My mom won't let me go cause she doesnt believe in good music
Girl 1: Let's go kill her...

by Daryl January 27, 2004

The Choclate Express

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance

Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?

by mikethekilla August 12, 2009

expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 1, 2008

donkey express

The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.

K-Hops has really been on the donkey express lately, hasn't he?

by Donkeyexpress March 19, 2006

Age of Empires

A fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.

Age of Empires I/Rise of Rome Expansion-1997

Age of Empires II/Conquerors Expansion-1999

Age of Empires III-2006

by Taxman August 30, 2006

straight talk express

an obscure, expedient, variant of the reverse cowgirl, usually performed on the right wing of a fighter jet

Yo, J. 'Cain just straight talk expressed that bitch all the way from Hanoi to Saigon. Damn son!

by Babraham Lincoln 6969 January 16, 2009

expiremental

An expiremental is neither Dom nor sub instead they prefer to expiremental in the bed using both in a way that not even they will know untill they do their "expirement" so if someone say they are an expiremental this is what they are referring to

I'm not a Dom or a sub I'm a expiremental

by Thekomaswordsman August 20, 2017