Dreadiot

person with dreads who is an idiot or complete douche nozzle

the dread forum is filled with dreadiots

by hoodie ninja March 30, 2009

dreadline

A deadline that one dreads.

"Friday is the dreadline to submit the article I've been procrastinating on."

by Fidlr December 16, 2008

DooDoo Dreads

Unkept dirty dreads that have not grown past the starter stage .

Boy: Girlllla look at you with your Mufasa looking ass afro.
Girl: Boyyy I know you not talking with your doodoo dreads that havent grown since 1993. Fuck Outta Here

by Chinch 21 January 2, 2013

dead memory

when you completely forget, or WANT to forget a memory

guy 1: yo, remember that time we got super hammed and skinny dipped with those fine chicks?

guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory

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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?

girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory

by mauigirl17 March 8, 2010

Deadcheck

The action of checking if a friend/roommate is still alive after not seeing them for an odd length of time.

Guy 1: Have you seen Bob lately?
Guy 2: You should probably call in a deadcheck.
Guy 1: Nah, maybe if he's not back by Monday- I think he went to Vegas.

by Vienot May 21, 2011

i am dead

if they say that they are probably dead

jimmy: i am dead

me: whelp guess hes dead

by Browns fan 80 March 4, 2021

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021