don't make me laugh

something that you say when someone has suggested something that you think is not at all likely to happen

'You never know, Pete might help out.' 'Pete? Help out? Don't make me laugh!'

don't make me laugh by omomo November 16, 2013

Don't sweat me 

1. Don't worry about me

"Hey, are you gonna do your homework?"
"Man, don't sweat me".

Don't sweat me by kylevondoom April 25, 2010

DON'T PANIC 

Always do this.

Douglas Adams said so.

DON'T PANIC by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004

Don't be so Mayo 

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.

"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

Don't be so Mayo by Alcranky May 22, 2010

don't act like yo shit don't stank 

don't act like you special.

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else

don't act like yo shit don't stank by sugarbaby8643 January 15, 2010

Don't do me! 

Don't mess with me.

You tryin to call me out? Bitch, don't do me!

Don't do me! by AndersonChick May 4, 2003

Don't tase me bro! 

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

Don't tase me bro! by Clownboat October 29, 2007