When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.
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- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
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