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comfort dump 

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.
I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.
comfort dump by RealDollParts February 11, 2017
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communal dump 

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.
Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.

spike dump 

When you take a small shit in a cop cars front seat.
"I just took a Nifty spike dump in the front seat of a cop car"
spike dump by 7 ball February 22, 2018

humble dump 

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.

many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings
humble dump by the great auk September 16, 2018

Holiday Dump 

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
Holiday Dump by krhg37 January 9, 2020

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

Patrick Dempsey 

The hottest man in the world and is ma bae so back off.
Patrick Dempsey is another word for Derek Shepherd.
Patrick Dempsey by Geazy6 January 10, 2021