dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

Dan Daly

not weekly, monthly, or annually, he’s dan daly

oh look it’s that cool guy dan daly

by notmgsastudent October 6, 2021

luteniant dan

Dan

Dan Dan Dan

Luteniant dan is army man

by Aniyaaaaaaaaaaaa July 24, 2022

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.

Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.

by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019