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stripper crush

The condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. This is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl.
Dude 1: You see that hot girl there by the bar?
Dude 2: Yeah what about her?
Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her.
by Valpo Law May 2, 2012
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default crush

the person you crush on and come back to everytime you move on from someone else.
Yeah, he's my default crush. I've always liked him, anyway.
by ttealings January 17, 2022
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illegal crush

the act of a minor crushing on one much older than him/her (and secretly enjoying every moment of it)
Shaniqua is 16 and has an illegal crush on Jamal, age 24
by confusedchild999 November 2, 2009
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man crush

Man crush is a very strong feeling that one straight man has for another, bordering on the romantic but not the sexual. It's love allright but not the love that makes you want to get into his pants. It can be stronger than the love between a man and a woman.
Man crush is like the relationship between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers.
by arth September 21, 2005
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Butt Crushing

Verb

Having agressive anal sex without lubrication.
I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.
by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin March 2, 2011
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crush butt

The act of repeatedly pounding the ass of another living thing by way of pelvic thrusts
Friend 1: I gave that girl some prime crush butt last night

Friend 2: I know, the moaning kept me up all night you motherfucker.
by Butt Crusher June 7, 2014
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Creeper Crush

a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr
Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now

Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?
by DurMcCully October 4, 2010
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