Crookeding

Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means

Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.

by Kevin Garcia December 30, 2005

Cookes

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 7, 2003

cook rice

to smoke crack cocaine

asians aren't the only people that cook rice

by Fujian June 20, 2004

Cook it

1) Texas Hold'Em - burning a card before the flop, especially when pre-flop betting gets huge. Refers to pulling the pin on a grenade, but not throwing it immediately so it explodes a shorter time after throwing it.

2) To start a fight

1) Three guys went all-in, but we had to scrap the hand because Frank zoned out and cooked it before all the betting was done.

2) Some fool mooned Gary, so he chose to cook it right there in front of the bar.

by shnazzyman January 30, 2006

Cook's Tour

1. An exclusive behind the scenes tour. As in the 'Cook's tour' of a kitchen in which he works.
2. A tour of a culinary facility by a member of the faculty

Note: Not in reference to the travel agent Thomas Cook as is commonly mistaken.

"Wow this is really a cook's tour!" -Clifford

by Wikipedia Encyclopedia April 27, 2006

cook your noodle

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.

Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.

by The_Siegy May 13, 2014

Gas Cooker.

Northern English slang term for a game of snooker.

Bob : Game of Darts Dave?
Dave : No thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.

by Disco147 February 25, 2009