coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

by me January 3, 2004

White Coffee

The opposite of black coffee. Where black coffee has no cream or sugar, white coffee has loads of sugar and mounds of cream, thus giving it a white appearance.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.

Trendy kid 1: "Hey, man, you wanna get some coffee? It's totally groovy!"

Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"

Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."

Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."

by Izzy del Bosque June 14, 2011

coffee nap

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.

Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!

by KMFD October 8, 2007

coffee ass

Something that smells like ass yet is similar to a coffee smell. Aka kinda smells like shit.

Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!

by greenmetblue July 5, 2016

coffee suit

A civil suit in which the lack of a disclaimer allows people with no common sense to win large sums of money. Suits of this nature which are not upheld are usually tossed out of court with "frivolous" stamped on them.

The name "coffee suit" is derived from the famous McDonald's Coffee suit, in which a woman sued because she spilled coffee on herself, burning herself, and the coffee cup didn't say that the contents would be hot.

Average Joe is bringing a coffee suit against Apple because his hearing has gone bad from using his iPod at unsafe listening volumes.

by Godfather February 7, 2006

creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.

This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007

coffeegrinder

A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.

I honestly hope no one has ever performed the sex act known as the coffeegrinder.

by Mr. K May 16, 2004