Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.

"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"

by Marquis70 April 28, 2008

Colonsweater

A kinder way of calling someone an ass.

Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! I hate that guy.

by berleef May 9, 2009

Colonsweater

A kinder and more humorous way to refer to someone as an ass.

Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! He stole my laptop!

by berleef May 9, 2009

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010

Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

by TittySmack September 4, 2016