ClapsomouniL

A Greek-made non-opioid analgesic and antipyretic agent used to treat clapsomounia (a mental disorder characterized by continuous crying and complaining about all aspects of life.

Person 1: "I lost 200 thousand gold on Sea of Thieves.That's it,I'm deleting it!"

Person 2: "Bro get some ClapsomouniL"

by Stefanos Xios August 27, 2023

clapsback

To rebuttal or "fire" back at a controversial or negative statement made towards you.

Jimmy clapsback at john after john made fun of his shoes.

by CeeLoSkii October 14, 2023

Andrew Clapson

Not only was he a strong military leader in the Battle of New Orleans but he was very passionate with the ladies. It is said he clapped 300 girls cheeks. He was later elected as the president serving two terms. He was said to have had a 30 inch monster cock.

“I feel like Andrew Clapson right now”

“Your mom says I look like Andrew Clapton”

by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019

capsew

One without a penis who compensates by spamming message boards.

"Man, last week I had to deal with two Capsews on the forums."

by Anonymous January 8, 2005

CAPSed

When someone capitalizes a WHOLE word, phrase, or sentance and not everything or just the begging of a noun/sentence, it's considered to be CAPSed.

Girl 1: Did you see Max's about me on his myspace profile?
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally CAPSed your name! How adorable!

by SummerrTaylourr July 7, 2008

Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008

Capsulize

The act of capping another homie for making fun at yo woman.

I totally capsulized that dawg, he said my woman was PHAT!

by TheIllustriousSparky April 19, 2009