as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

dick chips

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

by Galen-- May 20, 2006

chops

facial hair on the cheeks, makes person change from boy to man

wow look at jake he looks like a man with those chops

by themanwiththefacialhair April 2, 2010

Butter Chops

A derogatory term. A person who takes insane risks while being completely unaware of any danger. The important part of this definition is that the person has repeatedly suffered the consequences of this without learning anything from it.

Person A: "Damn you butter chops! how many times are you going to crash your car before you decide to start putting your seatbelt on"

Person B: "Just because i broke my ribs on the steering wheel doesn't mean i should have to start using seatbelts, i can't undo my broken ribs by putting it on now you know!."

Person A: "Yeah but you can stop it from happening again!"

Person B: "That makes no sense!"

Person A: "BUTTER CHOPS!"

by Endolaylith October 22, 2010

Poopy Chopsticks

Drunken Party Game; Take turns taking chopsticks to each other anus's, searching for the peice of feces containing the most undigusted food stuffs. Loser eats.

Jonny lost, now he has poo on his foo man shoo.

by BobbyZ December 13, 2003

eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005