Chocolate Anal Cone

Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.

Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.

"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"

"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."

"Yum..."

"What?"

"Uhh... Nothing."

by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006

eating chocolate

1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate excessivly.
3. To masturbate after 40 days without tossing off because of Lent.

Dunker was eating chocoltae a lot after Lent ended, then got little bowed wowed.

by Kyle Warwick May 7, 2004

chocolate sex

The act of having sex with chocolate smeared all over you. Sometimes involving whipped cream and cherries.

Sex.Chocolate sex

by alliepallieandkatielady March 11, 2009

Chocolate Swirly

Chocolate Swirly: The act of giving someone a classic swirly, however, the toilet has been used by the perpetrator of the swirly, or if the toilet has just been used in general.

Johnny's day was to become a further series of eternal disappointments, as the football team ensared him by the neck, to deliver unto him a chocolate swirly; bane of the freshmen.

by radiophonics May 30, 2009

chocolate train

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.

Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!

by Phoenix Wrong May 28, 2007

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

Chocolate Mountain Rush

When a male or female lays done on their back and their partner crouches with their ass in front of the other persons mouth. The person laying down licks their partners asshole untill they eventually start shitting and it gets all over the other persons body. Thus the "Chocolate" starts "Rushing" forming a "Mountain" on the perosn laying down.

dude she totally gave me a chocolate mountain rush last night bro, shit got EVERYWHERE!

by plO` xO0WN4G3 October 25, 2009