Something you can tell your friend Colin to make him stop saying the same fucking joke that he has been making since he has known you.
Colin: hey Your lookin a little short today.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.
by Bruh128596 October 16, 2021
Get the Shut The Fuck Up Colin mug.Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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Get the ChojinZero mug.chonin: referencing the fact that you have a hi on, or you are about to burn, or you're burning, etc
we are chonin", "im so choned...", "choned off my ass" "Hey I got a spare, so I'm chonin" "Fuck work, I'm gonna chon"
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Get the Chonin mug.Colin is a usually crappy dude. He smokes weed at least 6 times a day and avoids work as much as possible. Colins are normally found trying to interrupt the workflow and grind any progress to a halt. He will make any excuse to come on unnecessary adventures or avoid simple or helpful tasks.
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Get the Colin mug.Colin is a player. Colin is so annoying and he likes all the girls no matter what. He is decently smart but is super ugly and all girls are disgusted by him unless he pays them to date him.
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