ass cheese

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.

I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.

by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.

Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun

by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010

Chayse

A really, really great guy. Kind to others and especially girls, and if he is mean then he is joking or is flirting. A and B student who doesn't even try. Not very much girls like him but he deserves more than that. He can make your heart stop from too many compliments and love. He will break plans with his buds just to be with his loved ones or significant other. He is one of those boys that will have popcorn fights in the theatre And dance in a small group of friends. Mostly assumed gay but is defiantly not. Once you get to know him you will get in love with his shy personality and petite smile.

Omg chayse is soooo nice

Chayse come help me with this worksheet

I wish chayse would ask me out

by Ub133haha January 19, 2014

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006

Cheese From Under

Ballsack sweat accumulation

When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.

by Andi March 24, 2005

cheese at

some baaaad muthafuckin cheese, as defined by Ween.

"Bitch, wher the muthafuckin cheese at?"
"I need some fuckin cheese at right now!"
"Awww man, I'll get some fuckin cheese at tomorrow then."

by l0qii May 13, 2004