Catstealerofdoom 

A catstealerofdoom will ask you if you have a cat when you respond with a yes then they will ask for a photo. They use their super powers and search their magic brains for where the cat lives, it's social security number, it's credit card, it's life span, its age, it's breed, name, and it's moms name. Once they have this information they will find a way into your home at night and steal your cat. When you wake up confused because your cat is gone there will be NO explanation just poof cats gone. Once the cat has been stolen this cat will have exactly 36 pictures taken and posted on instagram and the cat will be petted for pleasure and sadly your cat will be taken care of as if he/she is a human baby. I am sorry for your loss 😪

Damn catstealerofdoom took mittens mom!!!!!

Catstealerofdoom by KyratheretardXD August 17, 2018

catshit_eu 

When that specific person is cat shit at that specific game (also know as any Call Of Duty in history). He can be called cat shit as referred above.

Omg, Fiorx- is absolutely catshit_eu at that game
Omg, that specific person is acting up and being catshit_eu at the game again.

catshit_eu by Yuhster201 October 28, 2019

Catshit 

A mistake, or something seen as bad or evil that someone tries to cover up and hide. Usually to maintain their reputation or avoid responsibility

The CIA is up to a lot of catshit these days.

Catshit by John Wayne the III January 15, 2023

cats9911

Someone from the UK who will say to you "Wagwan" or "What's gwaning" as a greeting who was a former hacker that smokes everyday.

You: Hi cats.

cats9911: Wagwan

cats9911 by monkeyseatbannanas March 20, 2023

Brewed Catshit 

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

Brewed Catshit by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Cat's Claws 

A black pair of latex gloves with one hard plastic "claw" extending from each digit's tip. Used variously as a kinky sex toy, a method of punishment in bdsm, or merely as a turn on for those who are feline inclined

Jamie drew the Cat's Claws down Steven's back, smiling as she heard him groan in pain.

Cat's Claws by ChocAh0L1C July 27, 2012

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

Laid on the cat's beanbag by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011