cape cod

it’s a cool place until it gets cold, then your fucked unless you’re wearing seventeen layers of clothing.

man, cape cod is so fucking cold at this time of year.

by xthotimusprimex April 23, 2018

Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020

chronic cane

The chronic cane is a plastic candy cane that has been precisely engineered to allow one to toke from it.

Cops just searched my car... good thing my Chronic Cane is stealthy.

by ChroncCane December 18, 2007

Candy Cane

It is a double anal penetration with the two penises wrapped around each other, like the stripes on a candy cane. There are two types of candy caning: natural candy-caning and unnatural candy canding. Natural occurs when you double-penetrate her ass, and if her ass is tight enough, spinning her around naturally forms the candy cane. Unnatural candy caning occurs when you actually have to physically intertwine the penises.

Wow! We really gave that bitch a candy caning. Would you like to get candy caned?

by Drunken Disorderly Dave October 25, 2011

Canexican

The mix of a Canadian and a Mexican. If you were born in Mexico, and are now in Canada, well, my friend, you are a Canexican.

You are a Canexican, fag.

by Annms April 2, 2010

Cannette

(verb) ie. to "cannette" someone.

1) to stalk and harass, obsessively hang on, or harass someone to the point of avoidance

2) to turn down a reputable job in order to maintain unemployment benefits

* She pulled a cannette and texted her ex-BFF 56 times in 5 minutes.*

*She totally cannetted that direct sales job.

by Markymarc March 8, 2013

Cape Cod

In the summer, could be regarded as one of the awesomest places in the world. The winter is hell, but after the storms, it is very quiet and beautiful. Known for its small-town character and charm. No cobblestone streets to be found here, since they are completely out of place. But there is nothing to do in the winter, since most of the businesses cater only to tourists. Take Provincetown, for example. During the summer, the daytime population swells to nearly 80,000, but in the winter, the entire town is boarded up and not a soul can be found on Commercial Street, the "bustling" main artery of the town. The unemployment is above national average because the only jobs left are those catering to tourists or the likes of the tourist season. But it still is awesome.

dude, cape cod is the shit year round, even though there's nothing to do for most of it.

by excaper December 31, 2010