CTD

In computer terms, "Computer Transmitted Disease" or in other words, a virus.

Oh hell no, i just got a CTD, ghey.

by g3lic June 22, 2004

CTG

Abbr: COME TO GAME
Generally used in the gaming Community to call a person who is out chatting, watching movies while logged on in a Multiplayer Game.

Its used now-a-days , as ppl r bcmng mre laZy 2 TyP

"Hey, CTG otherwise you gonna get Kicked"

"Hey u Better CTG , or consider u r Banned For life"

by ~AJ~ December 10, 2009

ctpf

care to puke fuck?

me: asl
them: ctpf?

japaneseholiday.avi c/o stileproject

by kharnifex December 9, 2003

CTS

The compulsive urge to "change the subject" even if a conversation, or activity, hits a critical point. At the same time, can also mean "can't talk seriously". Females are more vulnerable to this disorder than any other beings, because of them being more talkative, having a shorter attention span in many occasions, or both. Such a disorder is quite serious, since it also kills the mood for almost any situation.

Guy: "I love you babes."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."

Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."

by hiddenblades November 13, 2010

CTM

chuckle to myself. Because sometimes you don't really lol (laugh out loud) it is more like a chuckle to myself...CTM

Tre: this semester is going to be long and hard

Danny: that's what she said

Tre: ctm

by Tre Stewart February 9, 2009

CTE

Care to explain

Dude: People at school
Me: cte
Dude: oh, just being out of order

by OMGZLOLFTW November 30, 2009

CTG

Ctg; short for can't talk gaming; perfect for situations when your friends text you while gaming; you can replace the (G) but this works best

Friend: Hey whatz up brah?
Yourself: STFU CTG playin MW2

by MrAngryAnimal October 24, 2011