(Chronic Troll Syndrome) is an internet disease (not to be confused with Internet Disease) that is generally present in trolls. It causes the given troll to be unable to tell the difference between internet and IRL limits.
As a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with IRL people in contrast with the Internets. Symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally asshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people's business uninvited "for the laughs." This in turn leads to a loss of said friends, associates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the Internet.
As a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with IRL people in contrast with the Internets. Symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally asshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people's business uninvited "for the laughs." This in turn leads to a loss of said friends, associates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the Internet.
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by ghostfacesbaby April 17, 2020
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If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
by Ngaire July 26, 2008
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Guy: "I love you babes."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."
Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."
Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
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