computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)

Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.

by techexpert December 10, 2022

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

guy typing on a 1990s computer

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

by unused username February 14, 2024

Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.

Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.

by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009

computer sorcery

A discipline of studies, commonly written as CS, where each and every problem is solved by rebooting the device

A: I have a NullPointerException!
B, who is studying computer sorcery: Try reboot your computer

by ysf199711 February 15, 2017

Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.

Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!

by TJMcurry September 23, 2022