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combo meal

Definition 1: A meal with a combination such as a burger with
fries and a drink.

Definition 2: A fat person who has a combination of different skills.
For Definition 1:
"I went to McDonald's and got a Big Mac with a combo meal!"

For Definition 2:
Fat person: "I know karate, skateboarding, and can sleep with my eyes open!"
Fat person's friend: "Wow dude, you're a combo meal."
by thev101 December 1, 2009
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Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).
Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."
by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011
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Mav and Goose Combo

The Mav and Goose Combo (short for Maverick and Goose Combination) is best described as an exclusive clique that rolls two girls deep. Established in 2005 at Indiana University of PA, the combo is often misunderstood by others outside of the group. This results in the combo often being known as “those girls” at the party. This means that their activities include but are not limited to: howling like coyotes, doing the soulja boy, g-slide, and indy step, intense lip gloss application, shots of vlad, beer bongs, making out with several people, blacking out, falling down, talking in Brooklyn accents, peeing on couches, floors, beds, etc., singing along to loud music, dump trucking nachos, drunk cooking, dancing around, and in general being the life of the party. But the Mav and Goose Combo isn’t just all parties. They enjoy the finer things in life such as: naps, slip-and-slides, big sunglasses, tube socks, sex hair, strip aerobics, immaculate titties, “putting in a good word”, banging cake day, strip clubs, being hated by everyone in their major, keg slut stances, lip gloss, loud music, ghost riding, sifl and olly, jell-o shots, owning it, biffs, being an “item”, and many other daily activities. As previously stated the Mav and Goose Combo is often misunderstood and even hated on occasionally, but the truth of the matter is no matter how you slice it, they are the number one package deal
"Wow those girls are bangin"
"Yeah they're part of the mav and goose combo"
by chodog3317 October 21, 2007
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HJ BJ Combo

The act of giving a hand job and blow job at the same time. To use both your mouth and hands at the same time to pleasure a man's penis.
He really enjoys an HJ BJ combo
by adp7234 November 15, 2010
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re-combobulated

re-combobulated means to regain one's sense of not being confused.
He dick-slapped me in the face and I got re-combobulated!
by eda-skip September 6, 2022
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combforward

A style of hairdo where hair is combed to the front of the head in an effort to conceal a receding hairline.
by Aleigh Acerni and Holly Fisher October 13, 2004
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