Capitalist Feminism

Capitalist Feminism is an exclusive marketing scheme portrayed as a feminist inclusive movement. This rampant phenomenon of exclusion, is being peddled as inclusion for profit.

Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.

by awomaninhistory December 2, 2018

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020

Captain Moore

Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing

"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"

"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"

by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020

Captain Eevee

A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com

by Captain Eevee December 4, 2020