blow job

A sexual act in which a female organism inserts an active male reproductive organ into her oral cavity and using the muscles in her oral cavity to manipulate the nerves in the male reproductive organ until a point where the nerves send signals to the epididymous to release male reproductive cells and other male reproductive secretions through the vas defers. by a series of contractions until the fully nutrient enhanced male reproductive material, or semen, is ejaculated into the oral cavity of the female organism. The female organism then swallows/consumes the male reproductive material and then the male organism looses interest in the female organism.

The girl gave the guy a blow job because she wanted to pleasure the guy.

by CrashCarson October 27, 2011

Blow job

When you shove your dick in someone's mouth

Man:want a blow job
Women:yes

by Aidanasskicker November 11, 2018

Blow Job

One painful step for girl, one giant, satisfied leap for mankind.

Eve gave Adam a blow job and, well, here we are.

by clue clay July 31, 2011

bubble blower

A person who waits for the newist trend to follow.

I hate those bubble blowers

by Von Drunky November 30, 2005

blow buddy

Noun: male heteroflexible sex partner that engages in fellatio"

"Most nights I work out at the gym with my blow buddy Joe."

by Sohot4u January 20, 2008

Blow Job Blintz

Kinky sex position wrapping your penis up in a blintz and serving with sugar and syrup for the best blow job of your life.

After Suzie gave my that terrific blow job blintz, we haven't spoken to each other very much

by Faggalicious 2 January 15, 2011

Blowed

The act of being high or under the influence of marijuana.

Alright i think im going to go get something to eat because im blowed

by tik602 February 6, 2010