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Brown chopper 

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.
It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.
Brown chopper by AlxNvrmnd September 5, 2012

Brown Bricks With Minecraft 

When a celebrity or influencer tries and fails to relate to "the kids". In reference to Inspector Gadget Plays Minecraft
Sally: Did you see that guy on Instagram dabbing in 2019?

Bob: Brown Bricks with Minecraft moment, right there
A chocolately surprise (;
Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.
Brown Cow by Mommy Ox August 7, 2020

Spicy Brown Mustard 

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.
"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

Baked Brown Log 

Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
Baked Brown Log by Canadavey May 19, 2007

Slinging Brown 

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.
Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.
Slinging Brown by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009