Path Blocker

a person who makes a living jumping out in front of other people (mainly people in a rush) and walk slower therefore blocking their path.

also works while driving

a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.

"sorry im late, i got trapped in by a path blocker

by steFANNYPAKK September 28, 2008

digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?

Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.

by Toozday October 16, 2008

Lead Blocker

When someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. Generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person's mouth opens. Jewels teeth are a mild example.

That chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.

by talkradio January 30, 2009

SMOKE BLOCKER

someone who buys smokes for a hot ass female so that she won't have show her tits or any other part of her anatomy for smokes anymore

Daddy (smoke blocker) bought these for you so that you don't have to be objectified by those guys anymore.

by ihitthat2 July 31, 2009

sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.

The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.

by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010

Conversation Blocker

People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.

Wow I can't talk to Jack because Kevin Murray is a giant conversation blocker.

by GrandpaButch June 28, 2010

cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....

1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away

by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010