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big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.
"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"
by CraLITS April 26, 2024
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Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."
by popkxw May 5, 2024
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Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words
“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”
by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025
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Shadow Banding

A reactive emotional pattern that develops in response to the rubber band effect. When one partner repeatedly snaps back into the relationship, the other—wary of the cycle—begins forming secret emotional or romantic connections. Shadow banding is the quiet stretch: a hidden coping mechanism born from mistrust, grief, or emotional exhaustion. It’s not about cheating—it’s about survival when the relationship feels unstable or unsafe.
After she came back and ran off the girls I was dating, I started shadow banding—keeping quiet connections just in case she left again.
by Briton Phillip September 3, 2025
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Chad Barging

Two or more extremely attractive guys who are at a minimum 7.5 out of 10. In this scenario, there are no token sub-5's or guys who pass with just their personality. This concept has risen in popularity in the 2020's with the rise of mog culture.

Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.

Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.

They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Man. Look at that those guys Chad Barging. They can get any girl they want. Should I approach and ask them their secrets? Let's begin mewing right away.

Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!

Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.

You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
by ChadElk88 May 20, 2025
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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
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Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.
Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy
by Party Barbie October 16, 2025
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