backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability

"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"

by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022

Backwaddle

When a politician downplays or takes a 180 on statements on a major scandal or policy statement in a sense of cowardice

I heard the governor backwaddle on his support for feeding our future when he found out they were a Ponzi scheme with covid relief money.

by jondich October 5, 2022

Backyard kit car

When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.

Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car

by Ttess1 January 25, 2023

Backyardigan

A group of athletes who mimic each other movements, hairstyles, clothes, and personality while thinking they’re better than everyone else.

There go the backyardigans acting cool as usual.

by IykykQuis February 20, 2023

backwuhds

How high-tines high-society city-slickers view da "country bumpkin" common-folk.

So da high-falutin' rich bugs in da metropolis think dat we "backwoods" people are all just a bunch of "backwuhds" hicks, do they?! Well, excuuuuuuuuse me --- we may indeed not be all sniffy and refined like they are, but I'd like to know if very many of THEM would know how to change a flat tire or sew on a loose button themselves like we-all do!!! :P

by QuacksO March 20, 2023

Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

backwoods bush

When you shove a bush light beer up your ass and then water fountain the beer for your sister to drink

Last night my brother gave me a backwoods bush.
I hope my mother doesn't find out.

by Backwoods bush April 28, 2023