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Blistering Mickey

A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.
Shannon pissed me off so I left a Blistering Mickey in her shoe, the dumb ho-bag.
by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004
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blisterfield

The awkward moment of trying to get past someone when you continue to move in both directions.
-moves to the left-
-other person moves to the left-

-moves to the right-
-other person moves to the right-

GOD DAMNIT! This is a rapscallious blisterfield!
by omfgpokemon December 28, 2009
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shit blister

Shit Blister (verb)

A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
"Those freaks enjoyed making shit blisters when having sex"
by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
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Bloster Knot

To inhale,"Blow" a line of a powdered narcotic off of a meaty wangulus, "erect penis" in a dirty fashion.
Cora took a mighty Bloster Knot at Eric's party last night.
by Chasifer McScruff May 12, 2006
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gun bluster

Noun

The most destructive gun in all of existence that always aims for the machinev of the target. It is better than any other existing or non-existing weapon or gun, including itself and other upgraded or improved versions. It is originated by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs, who believed that this gun could solve all problems and paradoxes, including the paradox that it creates.
"Incoming tank! Quick, use the gun bluster to take out the... what the fuck just happened?"

"You can't stop me from taking my own life, I'm gonna do it with my gun bluster... (time seizes to exist)"
by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs June 29, 2008
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Basteria

1. The act or art of being a bastard. Also spelled as Bastaria.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.
"Basteria", he screamed as I kicked over all of his books.
by Cody Stuckenschneider November 21, 2007
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baster party

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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